I hate one uppers. I hate them. Clearly yes their lives may be better than mine due to certain extravagant things they own...But really. Wow. They drive me nuts. NUTS I TELL YOU. I hate also how people think they know everything, that thier thoughts out rule everyone elses and that they are like Gods gift to the planet. I dislike people. Now is that a problem? Well i suppose. BUT oh well. Madame why are your emotions and thoughts like a roller coaster all the time??
Because. I said so.
AND you can't disagree because, hah i only kid readers.
2 day suspensions are once in a life time opportunities to make magic happen...Or to just lay outside and soak up the rays. BUT if i was like the person above lets call them the Canadian, I could have taken a road trip, gotten a tattoo, impregnated a stripper named Lavern in Austrailia and made it home by say... 12 p.m. Ugh. No what else i hate? When your texting someone and they just disappear for like 24 hours for no explaination. Thats also very errking. So like Shania, That don't impress me much..(Ohh Ohh Ohh).
Oh and i dislike snitches and dislike pns. That is all
But I like that you read this, and like that you probably want to argue with me but don't. AH yes I love that. And I wish my life was a drama filled degrassi episode. SO I wouldn't be oh so boring. 50 days kids till i turn 21 and i want you all to get me something fabulous...But a Happy Birthday Madame will suffice.
Love always,
XOXOXOXOXOX
MaDaMe MeDiOcRe <- how cool
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Overwhelmed, and eating Oreos to cope
Baaaah! So. That is how i would like to start this post off. Yes baaaah, not so much a sheep baaaah but a screaming sort of agony baaah. Now how are you my little readers and wanders of the blogging world? Oh fantastic. Seeing as noone reads this, but what do I care. As many know I have started back at school. It's my third week so far and things to be going well. Minus my english class learning about plural possessives. Ugh. Seriously who cares where I put my apostrophe? Evidently it matters. But since I don't even get the time to write why should I care where I shove an apostrophe? I will tell you plenty of places I wouldn't mind shoving it...
That's enough outta you madame, you're making the children squeemish. Now, whomever made TV shows that makes life look oh so wonderful and easy without cares or finiances or cancerous parents in the world are full of shit and I would like to sue them all for corrupting my brain with such nonsense that life could ever be as flipping wonderful as they put on tv. Maybe I will just sue Hollywood. Craig Fergusen would be all up on my side.
I'm just ranting because I have a lot on my plate right now, and my appitite is rather diminished for I have already had one helping =] . Now, readers, friends, family, strangers, aliens, or anyone who reads... Please give me a list of coping techniques that don't require anything of the oreo nature or guns. That is your task.
Love always,
Madame Mediocre...Not to be confused with madame degrassi who wrote kinky vampire stories about Declan.
That's enough outta you madame, you're making the children squeemish. Now, whomever made TV shows that makes life look oh so wonderful and easy without cares or finiances or cancerous parents in the world are full of shit and I would like to sue them all for corrupting my brain with such nonsense that life could ever be as flipping wonderful as they put on tv. Maybe I will just sue Hollywood. Craig Fergusen would be all up on my side.
I'm just ranting because I have a lot on my plate right now, and my appitite is rather diminished for I have already had one helping =] . Now, readers, friends, family, strangers, aliens, or anyone who reads... Please give me a list of coping techniques that don't require anything of the oreo nature or guns. That is your task.
Love always,
Madame Mediocre...Not to be confused with madame degrassi who wrote kinky vampire stories about Declan.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
But I love the way you lie
Oh my dear fans. Ha if i would like to call you that. You really aren't fans at all just some close friends that actually like to know the brutal details of my oh so famous life...At least as they are portrayed in my head. I would first like to apologize for the lack of ambition to right. Somedays I would really feel like writing, but other days eh. Today I just thought i would pop up and show you I am still around babbling my rants out to the website as I normally would.
Now, let's start the fun shall we?
I started school this week. It actually isn't terrible. Well so far. I do enjoy the fact I only have to go 2 days a week. It is a nice break from the beatings that Pick N Slaves deli like to give. I also don't mind getting up at eight. It is not a terrible time of morning to get up. Ah yes. My classes have all been in the same room. But I like to switch spots all the time so it doesn't bother me too much spending 6ish hours of the day in there. My classes thus far have been good. I have gotten all of my homework done and now get to enjoy the long weekend. So I am not complaining about school...yet. I am sure that will likely happen at some point in the next ten weeks of the term.
Hmm what else is new? Ooo! I am getting a wii! I am super mega stoked to be gaming it up. Yes, for all the readers that didn't know... I am a massive gaming whore freak of the nature of Nintendo systems bahaha. This is all too much excitement for me.
My love life is still consistant with sire. Sure we have our squabbles ever now and again of the same pressing topic of his future... But you can't rush that. Though if i could i most certainly would, though i can not so until then I just have to rot...Dr.Suess action in there. Or I maybe come a rap sensation!
SPEAKING OF RAP SENSATIONS! I love Eminem. Maybe one day he will read my pathetic blog laugh and write a mean rap about it. I feel like that would complete my life. Maybe I shall add that to my bucket list. #167. Be the foundation of Eminem's rap. No. I doubt that will ever happen, but until then I love him.
The crotches are good. I love being able to see them on a more regular basis. It fills my heart with joy and makes me want to frolic. We must find one matey mate sometime. I mean we came close with a waiter in the Wisconsin dells but I am pretty positive that he still is in his teenage years and we are trying to keep her away from what we call Jailbait or Cougar land.
Did you hear Justin Bieber isn't dead? Shame.
Did you hear Kristen Stewart still is playing Bella? Bigger Shame.
Did you hear Megan Fox is married? Biggest Shame ever. That means 1. I wasn't even invited. 2. My chances of ever meeting her and making out with her have become even more slim then before. 3. Secret weddings are so lame. Ah.
Oh speaking of Megan. I was even gonna go see Jonah Hex. Really? It looks like a terrible movie but I was gonna fund my 7 dollars just to make her feel like a semi successful actress, but lets face the facts. She sucks. She sounds like a beverly hills bimbo stuck on an oxygen tank, and the only good part about her are her legs.. This is just my bitterness sinking in. Her husband is a lucky bitch. I hate them both.
Well that was a nice update.
Signing off with love to all (except Mrs. Idon'tevenknowherlastnamenowitbetterbehyphenated)
Madame Mediocre
Now, let's start the fun shall we?
I started school this week. It actually isn't terrible. Well so far. I do enjoy the fact I only have to go 2 days a week. It is a nice break from the beatings that Pick N Slaves deli like to give. I also don't mind getting up at eight. It is not a terrible time of morning to get up. Ah yes. My classes have all been in the same room. But I like to switch spots all the time so it doesn't bother me too much spending 6ish hours of the day in there. My classes thus far have been good. I have gotten all of my homework done and now get to enjoy the long weekend. So I am not complaining about school...yet. I am sure that will likely happen at some point in the next ten weeks of the term.
Hmm what else is new? Ooo! I am getting a wii! I am super mega stoked to be gaming it up. Yes, for all the readers that didn't know... I am a massive gaming whore freak of the nature of Nintendo systems bahaha. This is all too much excitement for me.
My love life is still consistant with sire. Sure we have our squabbles ever now and again of the same pressing topic of his future... But you can't rush that. Though if i could i most certainly would, though i can not so until then I just have to rot...Dr.Suess action in there. Or I maybe come a rap sensation!
SPEAKING OF RAP SENSATIONS! I love Eminem. Maybe one day he will read my pathetic blog laugh and write a mean rap about it. I feel like that would complete my life. Maybe I shall add that to my bucket list. #167. Be the foundation of Eminem's rap. No. I doubt that will ever happen, but until then I love him.
The crotches are good. I love being able to see them on a more regular basis. It fills my heart with joy and makes me want to frolic. We must find one matey mate sometime. I mean we came close with a waiter in the Wisconsin dells but I am pretty positive that he still is in his teenage years and we are trying to keep her away from what we call Jailbait or Cougar land.
Did you hear Justin Bieber isn't dead? Shame.
Did you hear Kristen Stewart still is playing Bella? Bigger Shame.
Did you hear Megan Fox is married? Biggest Shame ever. That means 1. I wasn't even invited. 2. My chances of ever meeting her and making out with her have become even more slim then before. 3. Secret weddings are so lame. Ah.
Oh speaking of Megan. I was even gonna go see Jonah Hex. Really? It looks like a terrible movie but I was gonna fund my 7 dollars just to make her feel like a semi successful actress, but lets face the facts. She sucks. She sounds like a beverly hills bimbo stuck on an oxygen tank, and the only good part about her are her legs.. This is just my bitterness sinking in. Her husband is a lucky bitch. I hate them both.
Well that was a nice update.
Signing off with love to all (except Mrs. Idon'tevenknowherlastnamenowitbetterbehyphenated)
Madame Mediocre
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